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I have some new t-shirts available here, including some fun tie-dye options! For the filthy worms in my audience, etc.

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Me when I see that thing and it’s full of juicy grapes.

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Aim lower.

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Flop.

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Come with me, never look back.

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Bliss is when you see rubbery animatronics and immediately think of them as your children.

me seeing a tall clear vase with baby’s breath cuttings sitting next to a cappuccino dusted with a layer of cocoa in the shape of a little cat and a penguin classics edition of mary shelley’s frankenstein: aha dark academia coded……. someone’s novelpilled

mothcub:

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Greetings from the egg.

I’m building up quite the library of “me with large novelty egg” images.

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Greetings from the egg.

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Surely bongos are the answer.

I’m already living in the cyber future btw. I use an electric toothbrush.

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Affirmations.

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The only solution.

mothcub:

Drawing in mspaint with a mouse as a child gave me immense fortitude and strength. One of the devil’s biggest temptations and trials.

I have seen the lord of hell and he looks just like this:

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Drawing in mspaint with a mouse as a child gave me immense fortitude and strength. One of the devil’s biggest temptations and trials.

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My true soulmate.