The Duality of Dad
A silly little quickie thing because I'm going to the beach today and I'm obsessed with my boys
CHRIS HEMSWORTH Boa Vista Village Surf Club, Brazil (Dec, 2023)
in order to combat the homophobia "allegations" I think chris pratt should come out as bi and fabricate an entire fake narrative about him and chris hemsworth being lovers (chris hemsworth starts going by hemmy so that they aren't a chris4chris couple). pratt says that they wanted to tongue kiss on the set of the new thor movie but big marvel silenced them, and #ShowtheKiss starts trending on twitter in support of their brave statement. the two of them get so caught up in this lie that it persists for several years, culminating in them getting married as a publicity stunt before chris pratt ultimately breaks down and comes out as homophobic, divorcing chris hemsworth and posting several angry twitter threads insulting him. instead of coming clean though, chris hemsworth doubles down on the lie and releases a very emotional notes app tweet about how chris pratt shattered his heart during this stressful and complicated divorce. he says that he can no longer go by "chris" or "hemmy" because both of those names remind him too much of his lost love, so he starts going by "sworth" exclusively to cope. of course, the internet collectively loses their shit over the situation and chris pratt's name is permanently ruined as a result, since he has now been labelled the man that made it so sworth can never love again.
Happy Birthday, Steve - (2023)
July 4th! Happy Birthday Cap 💗
Sexual themes
Ballister chatting it up at the Oscars after party.
Another pencil test with Chris Hemsworth trying to find Bal's more casual and fun side.
Congrats to Nimona for the nomination! I couldn't be happier for our little shapeshifter!
Promise you'll find your way home.
FURIOSA: A MAD MAX SAGA | OFFICIAL TRAILER #2
CHRIS HEMSWORTH Byron Bay January 17, 2024
Hozier had been wearing wigs the whole time. They were extremely well made so no one had noticed, and there were tons to make it look like his hair was growing naturally. I had no clue how I got there, but I was in a dressing room full of the past wigs on wig heads. His natural hair was a Chris Hemsworth-type style.
CHRIS HEMSWORTH Western Bulldogs vs West Coast Eagles at Marvel Stadium (March 31, 2024)