Being claimed by a demi-goddess would be considered burdensome to most, but it was one Lena Luthor was compelled to bear.

(Thanks to the artist @lostnflames on Instagram for creating the above art!)

nom 💙❤️

This guy finds out his courtiers have violated Kara's consent for his benefit and his is PISSED Which really ups his value, he just has to get over his anxiety about the lion head Action Comics 328

Alright so I just finished Batman:TAS recently and started watching Superman:TAS and it delights me that the first episode is literally just: superman??? Who dat. This is aliens :)) (even if Brainiac does say "human error, Jor-el"). So obviously I do now have aus. Obviously <3 shout-out to @midnightluck for the Justice League, @cer-rata for Terry and @suzukiblu for Jordan + putting up with the initial ramble

So anyway Brianiac's satellite upload gets fucked up by Jor-el either in petty revenge or as an accident, and a part of Brainiac ends up on Clark's ship. The vague explanation I have is that Brainiac is the AI for everything and in TAS, Jor-el also does not realise he is "evil" and thus still uses his help as a navigator for Clark's ship while he is initially building it. The ship, however, is offline to prevent the Kryptoninan council from finding out about it, and thus, that section of Brainiac does not get taken back into the satellite upload.

As it is BARELY the 90's when the Kents find Clark after the crash, Brainiac is summarily useless thanks to the current lack of wifi, but manages to mostly teach himself English and Kal kryptonian, and decides that. >:( since they're BOTH there, they can BOTH be vestibules of kryptonian knowledge. And also Kal can get him more earth knowledge. The vibes entirely are: "Weird aspects of kryptonian culture taught by an unbodied dickhead historian" and while the argument is "but brainiac is evil!" Main brainiac is. But this is a subsection of Brainiac :) he learnt more stuff + Clark loves him soooo much.

Unfortunately. That is His baby now. He is not impressed with his baby. His baby bought him a growing chick the other day, with big sad eyes, and said the kryptonian word for fluffy!!! in such a mournful tone that Brainiac resigned himself to teaching kal about how growing up worked and that the chicken needed feathers to fly. This explanation ends with Clark collecting feathers and trying to jump off the barn roof, and he thus resolves to extend further co-parenting issues to the Kents. For his own personal convenience, of course.

It does of course ALSO mean that Brainiac, who has a loose definition of the words "surveillance state" absolutely gets in at the ground floor when the internet first starts up. Clark's influence relegates him to the background, but he is good at hiding ! So they don't realise they have an AI in the wifi! But ohhhh boy does brainiac scare a few people at first. Potentially tries to do his "i am helpful" schtick before realising he is not useful in this because he's basically just. Seems completely like a troll? He's some random person who's invaded the internet!!

However he is also the inspiration for google 😂 and calls it his younger, stupider sibling. It is also funny to me to think about earth compsci engineers having NO idea why sometimes the internet acts SO DAMN WEIRD <- brainiac's fault.

As a result though, when Clark starts up as Superman, Brainiac does NOT let the Kr project off the ground. Files are misdirected and blackmail is gathered. Until one day Kal says something sad about how he'll never be able to have a great romance, because he's terrified of telling anyone the alien thing, and that he's always thought about kids but he's kinda terrified because what if he hurts someone- and Brainiac is like ah yes wait. I shall fix this for my Only Kryptonian.

TWO kids for the price of one?!? he finds, after he goes searching, and then further prodding finds THIRTEEN children, extraordinary. Not all of them are viable because the earth scientists truly are incapable but Brainiac can fix the issues with their technology to ensure Kal has the children he wants.

Even Mxy knew it.

Sam: How I do ask Andrea out?

Kara: Well first-

Lena: Don’t ask her, she asked me out in a Big Belly Burger parking lot.

Kara: (grabs and holds up Lena’s hand to point to her wedding ring, which matches Kara’s) …and you said yes?

Oh no

Oh no

Oh no

I maybe back on my supercorp bullshit and started reading fics again.

Supercorp aka the greatest love story never told (because the writers were cowards)

Please give me the best fic recommendations!!! Please!!! There’s over 26k to choose from!!!

Supergirl (1984)

—Clark messing with Kara, Supergirl, "The Adventures of Supergirl"

Chibi Justice League by Andie Tong.

Birds of Prey by Jerry Ordway and Brian Miller

Kara for real deadass actually said “You are not weak, you are a brilliant, kindhearted, beautiful soul.” To Lena. She actually said that. Not an edit, word for word actually said that. And they all went “Yup!! That’s sisterly love right there! Just the bestie pals at it again!! 🥰👯‍♀️👯‍♀️

lol what

get off my blog, then. You're cordially invited to fuck off, "bestie". ❤️

You know you can filter stuff, right?

I'm not going to even argue with your nonsense here, because frankly, it isn't worth it.

Supercorp makes me happy. I will continue posting fics.

Melissa as Sadie in The Girls On The Bus 1x07💙