#invented feminism

had a vision for samfro modern au where Gollum is Frodo's ugly weird wrinkly fucking cat that hates Sam...

“Portraits of two brothers cursed and doomed for all eternity “

Pippin Took as text posts

btw i have a theory: Sam Reich is secretly immortal and Tom Bombadil

evidence:

someone get this man a bright blue jacket and boots that are yellow

Eowyn, shieldmaiden of Rohan, and Faramir, son of the Steward

For assorted reasons, we generally associate Tolkien-esque Dwarves with Scottish accents. But Middle-earth is loosely based on the British Isles as a whole (sorta, it was originally meant as a "mythology for England"). That brings us to an obvious question:

If you are unfamiliar with what a Welsh accent sounds like, a video of Michael Sheen has been provided below the cut.

Found myself wondering what would it look like if I actually colored some of my black&white drawings, hm 🤔

[Un]conscionably, Tolkien's works have been severely underrepresented in the world of Tumblr sexymen. Now is[n't] the time to change that.

On a related note, did you know there is a Sexypedia Wiki? The research I do for these polls continues to surprise.

Shiny princes :)

If you want him, come and claim him.

Thinking about ✨her✨ today

Remaking this Éowyn after 10 years of cosplay was so gratifying! The trim is all hand embroidered and I’m so proud of how well I was able to dye the matelassé to match the corset suede 😍

Happy 4/20 to Merry, Pippin, and Gandalf.

This shot from The Two Towers looks like a renaissance painting. Frodo lifting the Elvish rope over Gollum's neck, both of them stunned by Frodo's merciful nature. Gollum's eyes in shadow, because that is all that he has known for so long. Sam standing in the light and holding the rope, presented as the voice of reason to Frodo's voice of compassion. A pained expression on Sam's face, as if he can already foresee how this will end. Incredible cinematography.

I just finished Bg3 for the very first time and how do you pick up the threads of an old life? How do you go on, when in your heart you begin to understand... there is no going back? There are some things that time cannot mend. Some hurts that go too deep, that have taken hold.