Avatar

A Mechgirl, And Her Knight

Angela: So tell me, Jaune, how did you, and DVA get together?

Jaune: If I tell you, will you stop trying to kill my my girlfriend?

Angela: If you tell me the truth, I might.

Jaune: Okay… she gave me an offer I couldn’t refuse…

Angela: What offer?

Jaune: …

Angela: Jaune, what did she offer you…?

Jaune: Wellllllll…

~~~

(Ping~!)

Jaune: Hmm? Oh, Hana sent me a photo? What she…?!

Hana: Oh hey there handsome~! I really need to sit down, my ass hurts. Do you know where I can find a good seat~?

Jaune: Uhhhhhhh?!

~~~

Angela: Ahh so she sat on your waist then.

Jaune: …

Angela: She sat your your waist, right?

Jaune: Uhhhhhhh…??

Angela: Right. Jaune?

Jaune: She sat on my face…

Angela: She sat on your what?!

Jaune: It’s a guy thing mom, you wouldn’t understand…

Avatar

Schnarkos: Happy Birthday to Weiss

Ruby: Just a few more steps to your birthday present, Weiss!

Weiss: *blindfolded and being led by her hand* …um…okay…?

Ruby: …okay…aaaaand…open your eyes!

Weiss: *lifts blindfold*

Jaune: *with his beard grown out, hair extensions, and Rusted Knight cosplay armor* Uh…

Pyrrha: *with dyed gray streaks in her hair and Tarnished Spartan armor that shows off her muscles* …happy birthday…? 😅

Weiss: …

Weiss: …Ruby…

Weiss: …the only way anyone could POSSIBLY come up with this was by reading my private diary…

Weiss: …so just know that even though I love my present, I WILL get you back for this…!

Weiss: …now please get out. I want to enjoy my birthday gift.

Ruby: I made a calculated risk! Happy birthday, bestie! 😁

Jaune/Pyrrha: 🙃 ???

You are using an unsupported browser and things might not work as intended. Please make sure you're using the latest version of Chrome, Firefox, Safari, or Edge.