I know Penny is Italian, but have you considered she looks adorable in lederhosen/dirndl
☕ commission for @deadbeatbirdmom.
Outfits based on Sawrin's fic "Double Date"
Some whiterose sketches for lesbians visibility day (?)
The final battle has been fought and Salem has finally been stopped. Upon seeing that she's safe Jaune pulls Ruby up into the tightest hug he can!
Jaune: *Setting her down* Ruby, I'm so glad you're ok-
Jaune: *Chest piece slumps down his shoulders, openned.*
Jaune: ...Did you just unhook my armor?
Ruby: Sorry! I-I thought you were gonna carry me off.
cry and cry and let it out, we have to face that it’s over now
arkos yuri holy smokes
Controversy and Cooperation
Pyrrha/Yang: *debating the merits of the soft, squeezable Bellabooty and the firm, spankable Arc Booty*
Jaune/Blake: *in the next room joining forces to tell the world that muscular women ARE attractive and the doubters are just cowards*
Them again!🖤💛
Artist: https://x.com/kimosugimasu
Source: x.com
Mama Arc: Who's that?
Wolf Ruby: I'm Jaune's favorite bitch~!
Mama Arc: ...
Jaune: Ruby, we've talked about this.
A Mechgirl, And Her Knight
Angela: So tell me, Jaune, how did you, and DVA get together?
Jaune: If I tell you, will you stop trying to kill my my girlfriend?
Angela: If you tell me the truth, I might.
Jaune: Okay… she gave me an offer I couldn’t refuse…
Angela: What offer?
Jaune: …
Angela: Jaune, what did she offer you…?
Jaune: Wellllllll…
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(Ping~!)
Jaune: Hmm? Oh, Hana sent me a photo? What she…?!
Hana: Oh hey there handsome~! I really need to sit down, my ass hurts. Do you know where I can find a good seat~?
Jaune: Uhhhhhhh?!
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Angela: Ahh so she sat on your waist then.
Jaune: …
Angela: She sat your your waist, right?
Jaune: Uhhhhhhh…??
Angela: Right. Jaune?
Jaune: She sat on my face…
Angela: She sat on your what?!
Jaune: It’s a guy thing mom, you wouldn’t understand…
beehaw !! ft goofy blake ! (drawn by @dummybirdnero :333 ) !!
thank you to everyone who reblogged the sketch! I appreciate you bunches!! <3 was in total an 8 hour process !
So big fan of your “how to get your man” storyline but I got to know. Who is this mystery woman jaune is promised to?
Thank you, and I hope you're ready. ---------------------------------
How To Get Your Man 9
Previously…
Mama Arc: *serious* Sorry, but you can't marry my son.
Yang: *Confuse* Why can't I marry him?!
Mama Arc: Because he is already engaged to another girl.
Yang/Jaune: *Shock* HUH?! WITH WHO?!
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Outside the Arc's residency
Ruby: Can we get inside? My feet hurt.
Jaune: Just a moment Ruby.
Ruby: Ugh! *She whines*
Jaune: Mom, since when was I engaged? Nobody told me anything about this?!
Mama Arc: Don't you remember what your grandfather told you? If you don't get a fiancée by your 18th birthday, he would find you one. And since you never got one…
Yang: Wait what?
Jaune: I didn't think he was being serious!
Mama Arc: When he hasn't been?
Yang: I could have been his fiancée before his birthday?!
Jaune: Still, are you going to let me marry a stranger?!
Yang: I COULD HAVE BEEN HIS FIANCÉE BEFORE HIS BIRTHDAY?!
Jaune: Ok Yang, I need you to calm down. I'm trying to convince my mom not to make me marry a stranger!
Yang:...Sorry
Jaune: Thank you. *ahem* So mom, about this stranger.
Mama Arc: Oh Honey, she is not a strange. You already know her.
Jaune/Yang: I do?/He does?!
Weiss: *Excited* This is much better than a soap opera.
Blake: *Excited as well* Absolutely.
Mama Arc: She is…
Garnet: Daaaaad, why can't I date, Pyrrah Valkyrie?
Jaune: Okay, this is you. *places a pretzle on the table*
Garnet: O-okay?
Jaune: And this is Pyrrah. *smashes the prezle repeatedly with a hammer*
Garnet:
Garnet: That's actually kinda hot.
Jaune: NOOOOOOOO!
God of Darkness: You should not have come here, human. Why do you cross through my domain?
Jaune: I was on my way to the kitchen for a snack and I got lost.
God of Darkness: You ended up in the twelfth realm of torment on your way to the kitchen?
Jaune: I am not a clever man.