Another Silentknight Commission for DatGuy07 on X/Twitter! More on the they're-older-and-married-and-happy AU!

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THE BEES AHHHH <3

Cinder: *She knocks Jaune's sword out of his hand*

Cinder: Ha! I won!

Jaune: *Pulls out a 9mm*

Cinder: *Concern* OH SHIT!!

Birds of a Feather

Jaune: Dang it. Yang! ~~~ The same thing happens again the next day. ~~~ Jaune: First, Yang, now you, Raven?! Jaune: Get off my bird feeder! Raven: What? How did you know it was me?! Jaune: Boobs. Raven: Are you checking me out~? Jaune: Uhh...? Yang: Does that mean you're checking me out too~? Jaune: UHHH...?! RY: Ara Ara~! Jaune: ... Jaune: Oh no...

Ruby: It's done... So, what're you gonna name your new sword?

Jaune: Hm... Stabby Stabberson.

Ruby: NO.

Jaune: It's my sword. Why can't I name it that?

Ruby: You can't make me forge a new sword for you and name it something stupid like that.

Yang: *Standing up from a pile of Rubble* The Bellabooty is soft and Supple! Absolute Ass perfection!

Pyrrha: *readying next attack* The Arc Ass is solid stone! Tight and Hard, capable of withstanding any hit! When you smack it, there is no Jiggle! It's raw muscle~

Yang: And that is why It's inferior!

~~~~~

Blake: I love my wife~

Jaune: I love my wife too~

Have you two ever considered standing more than 5cm apart at every given opportunity, or...?

Snowfall comm for @fadedneonzzz big treat for me

Carmine:Dad! Can you explain this? *lifts photo*

It was a picture of her mother when she was sixteen. The scrappy huntress had a messy pixie cut and flashed a scrappy grin as she yanked a Gheist out of a statue with her bare hands. Ruby’s corset was a little tattered as belts hung from it while her legs were covered by black leggings and red spanks under her combat grin. Meanwhile her army style boots were deep in a Beowulf’s skull.

Jaune:That’s your mother hyped up on adrenaline and giving everyone a heart attack.

Carmine:Yeah but like…She looks so hardcore.

Jaune:Because she is. You should see the photos where she had those nose ring studs and ear cuffs. Went sleeveless for awhile too.

Carmine:…*looks left”

The hardcore woman was currently dancing to Maria’s old albums in the kitchen, her high heels tapping on the tile floor will her red and black dress swayed with her hips; much like her long glorious hair that was kept at bay with a rose scrunchie near her lower back. She noticed her daughter’s glance, waved happily like a corgi, then went back to dancing as she baked muffins.

Carmine:What the heck changed?

Jaune:Nothing. She’ll still buy those if she feels like it. It’s just after she roundhouse kicked Salem and saved the world she looked at us and said, “y’know….I guess I’ll learn to walk in heels.” Then her and Weiss became the world’s next obsession.

Carmine:Including you?

Jaune:Oh no. I’m the weirdo that saw a quirky girl make a crater in the courtyard and think “Ay she’s neat.”

Ruby:They say crime doesn’t pay, but it should be studied how much mileage a man got from sneaking into Beacon and befriending a klutz with poor social skills.

Jaune:Trust the process.

Ruby:Amen to that!

Jaune: *dying surrounded by dead grim*

Ruby: Jaune! *rushes over to him* No, no, no! Please, no!

Oscar: I know a spell to save him, but it has a co-

Ruby: Just do it!

Oscar: I need a secret.

Ruby: What?

Oscar: The spell only works if you tell me something you never told anyone.

Ruby: I- I'm

Jaune: *grabs Ruby's hand* It's okay Rubes, you don-

Ruby: I'm the one who stole Jaune's hoodie in Atlas.

Jaune: *healed* You said that was Nora!

Ta-daa!

Theodore concept from Erin Winn's twitter

okay but

being inspired past 8pm is... well it means I'm drawing 3 hours later

Jaune:*eats chocolate*

Emerald:*came close to him eats out his chocolate of his mouth 5 seconds later left him confused * See you later my blonde knight.

Jaune: *Stunned* WTF just happened ?

Nora: Something very hot.

Ren:I would advise you to be ready tonight.

Pyrrha:*inner thoughts*I’m gonna kill this b*** !