Shikamaru: Here are the new personnel assignments.
Kakashi: Do you think Iruka loves me?
Shikamaru: ...
Kakashi: I think he wanted to maim me this morning.
Shikamaru *rolls eyes: Pretty sure that's just his love language. Though as a father, I too would appreciate it if you don't accidentally bring porn onto Academy grounds, Rokudaime-sama.