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I think blizzard should produce overwatch merch designed by the community like the Valve Store used to do

anyway

here is a poster/sticker design for Illari!

hi you're on a rock, floating in space. some of it's water, fuck it actually most of it's water. i cant get from here to there without Buying a Boat. it's sad. im sad. i miss you

how did this happen~

a long time ago nothing is nowhere. when? never. and also Now. nothing has never been anywhere. that means it's been everywhere. its so every you dont even need a where. you dont even need a when. that's how every it gets...

forget this i wanna be something, go somewhere, Do Something. i want things to change, i wanna invent time and space. and i know its possible because everything is already here and its probably already happened. i just dont know when to start.

and thats exactly how it started.

need more things like Pink morning cartoon or Petscop or Jack stauber or Bill wurtz or DHMIS or or or

Nobody:

My brain:

17776. i just reread it! it's a little bit of a shame how tumblr coded that story is to me like i don't think tumblr users circa 2018 were the target audience instead i wish i was a middle aged white man scrolling sb nation in 2017 reading about draft picks during my lunch break at my little corporate job, and i wish i had stumbled onto the story while reading through article comments like the website would look like a normal football article but as i'd start scrolling it would freak the fuck out on me (it doesn't anymore, it's a chapter index now) and i'd be like holy shit is this a virus? and then all of a sudden it would be like "please answer" and i'd be like "ohhh my god" and i guess i'd be curious and i'd read it and i'd get distracted over the course of the day and i'd finish in the parking lot outside the office after my shift just reading and reading until the lights turn on like FUCK i wish i was a middle aged white man and i wish it changed my life so i could kiss my wife differently when i get home and plan to buy a telescope for my kids and make the switch to an electric car and then idk i'd go for a run

saw that somebody put my old chart with just slimecicle, neil, and bill wurtz on here and it gained some steam lol. the pinterest comments asked for a sequel featuring jack stauber, will wood, and jerma985 so... here it is! enjoy. or don't, idc.

rip grantaire you would've loved bill wurtz's history of the entire world, i guess

I'm glad people are catching it! :D I know most people know bill wurtz from the history of the world/history of japan videos, but I actually really love his music more than either. It just has a nostalgic vibe to it that it's hard to put into words, and sometimes there are little poignant moments that hit surprisingly hard. long long long journey is one of my favorites, but here are some others since I haven't done a post like this in a while.

i can play - the last few lines of this are so haunting for such a relatively upbeat sounding song. they still pop into my head every now and then.

i like - i like picturing gaster for the first bit of this lol

new canaan - the bit that goes "i'm going crazy and i'm feeling blue/cause i know where i'm going but not what to do/ and i always dream of you/every word i say is true" gets me each time, just makes me think of people i've lost

we could just get high - love this chorus and how it keeps echoing off for the ending

dance the night away - just short and silly

might quit - the free association lyrics in full display here

you're free to do whatever you want to - the bridge of this one is a bit poignant i think

There are some people in the same hall as us in the complex and every time I see their welcome mat, my brains just leaps to every Bill Wurtz video I've ever seen.

did this pop into anyone's head immediately after starting shogun or was it just me