[art by @beelzeebub ]
Martin Scorsese watching Eminem perform at the 92nd Academy Awards vs Ryan Gosling at the 96th Academy Awards
Anyway if this post reaches 30000 notes I'll sit down and professionally film a Goncharov movie scene you can send to people who claim it's not real. This is completely serious, I've made movies before and I'm willing to do it for the memes.
And the Oscar for Best Picture goes to...
Goncharov (1973) dir. Martin Scorsese
“The greatest mafia movie (n)ever made.”
anyway i think we all know who the true best character in Goncharov (1973) is
editing has been disabled on martin scorsese's wikipedia page
THE TIKTOK PEOPLE ARE SAYING THEY MADE GONCHAROV!!!!!
the "tumblr community invents a whole mafia movie apparently directed by martin scorsese with an official soundtrack, movie posters, screen caps, and all enough to make one question if that movie really did exist at all like a mandela effect" was not part of my 2022 bingo card
#goncharov#this website is on a whole new level of unhinge jfc#love how this turned out tho#and the commitment to the bit#it's like one big inside joke that everyone is in on#oh god imagine how confused the digital archivist in the future will be#like#was there or was there not a movie called goncharov???#did martin scorsese direct it really?? where is it then??#and they'll never find it#text
The reason Goncharov (1973) is such a hit is because it allows Tumblr to unironically participate in its national sport:
Lying
2024 Academy Awards Best Picture Nominees as VHS tapes by @ShawnMansfield
Source: starfall-xo
#oscars#academy awards#best picture#best picture nominees#oscar nominations#vhs#vhs tapes#vhs aesthetic#film#movies#fan art#fanart#anatomy of a fall#american fiction#barbie#the holdovers#killers of the flower moon#maestro#oppenheimer#poor things#past lives#the zone of interest#2024 oscars#margot robbie#lily gladstone#emma stone#cillian murphy#ryan gosling#martin scorsese#christopher nolan
i see your “goncharov can’t be made into a real movie cause that would ruin it” and raise you; someone does make a real version of goncharov but films 3 or 4 different versions of each scene/plot point, and than mashes them up to create like 30 different versions of the same movie. it’s released in theaters under the guise of being a perfectly normal film, but every person who goes to see it sees a slightly different version, which will just increase the confusion and amount of unconnected lore. is that possible? probably not. but it would be hilarious.