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DAY THIRTY-ONE: FREE CHOICE

A timeline of DONALD GLOVER and MILES MORAELS

Spider-Man 3 (2007) / The Amazing Spider-Man (2012) / Donald Glover: Weirdo (2012) / Community 2x01 "Anthropology 101" (2010) / Ultimate Fallout #4 (2011) / "Not Going Back" Live Performance (2011) / Ultimate Spider-Man 3x11 "The Spider-Verse: Part Three" (2015) / Spider-Man: Homecoming (2017) / Spider-Man: Into the Spider-Verse (2018) / Spider-Man: Across the Spider-Verse (2023)
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Mj: So what’s for dinner?

Peter: I can’t tell you, it’s a soup-prise!

Mj:

Mj: Is it soup?

Peter: I soup-pose it could be! *winks*

Mj: Please, enough with the soup puns!

Peter: Wow, you’re soup-per mean.

Mj: STOP!

*one hour later*

Mj: It’s fucking spaghetti?!?!?!

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one thing you learn living in new york: you literally never know what's going to happen the next day. it's become a general rule of thumb to expect the unexpected, so to speak.

despite this, when the avengers get reports of iron man flying in circles over queens, growing more frantic by the second, they're confused. mainly because they're currently sat at a table with tony stark himself. and, according to his ai, the suit that's out causing mayhem is still securely stored downstairs.

they all head out to see what the hell is going on. they meet with strange on the way, who mutters something about inter-dimensional disturbances and whatnot.

spider-man gets to the scene just before them. the second iron man visibly freezes when he spots him in his red and blue glory. "mr. stark?" they hear him ask. they see as he turns and spots them, and then does a double take. "what's going on?"

"underoos!" real tony calls, nervous, at the same time as the other one spots them, and then lurches forward to all but manhandle peter behind him.

the avengers all tense, readying for a fight. fake tony raises a repulsor. "i just want the kid. i don't want to fight."

"you don't belong here." strange says, infuriatingly calm. "i don't know how you got here, but you need to go home." fake tony nods. strange adds, "you can't take him with you." which earns him a rather mean blast. luckily, he ducks out of the way.

the poor kid is whipping his head back and forth, clearly confused. tony's stomach twists unhappily. "you don't understand," fake tony hisses, "all the work it took to get here. i'm not going home without him."

"you have to." strange takes a step forward, "you can't transport him between universes. it's not viable." the lenses on peter's suit widen, and he looks at the fake tony.

"he's from another universe?" steve asks, disbelieving. strange nods, and opens his mouth to say something more, but is cut off by the other-universe tony. he removes his faceplate, revealing a tony stark that is far more haggard than anyone had ever seen before. he's thinner, his eyes are darker, pleading. he looks like a man who's lost everything.

tony looks to peter, who's still staring, wide-eyed. he can see the gears in his head moving but can't decipher why.

"you dimension hopped to kidnap the kid?" tony asks, a little unfocused. the kid was in danger, and it was all he could think about. "why?" peter turns to him, then back to tony number two. he gasps as something apparently clicks in his brain.

he steps forwards, rounds the other-universe tony and stands in front of him. he instantly lowers the repulsor. "because i'm dead." peter says, confidently.

everyone pauses. they look at the spider like he's gone insane, because he clearly isn't dead, not anymore, at least. but other-universe tony looks like he's had the wind knocked out of him. "pete-"

peter deactivates his mask. "right?" he asks. other-universe tony frantically looks over his face.

"it's my fault." he says, softly. "i'm so sorry. i'm sorry, pete. i'm-"

"come out of the suit."

other-universe tony pauses. "what?"

"come out here, please." peter asks again. other-universe tony does as he asks, stumbling out and immediately into the open and waiting arms of the baby spider. it seems to break him, the embrace; all at once he loses any trace of intimdation and anger and sobs, curling around the boy as much as he can. peter seems unphased, unlike the other heroes, and shushes him. "it's okay, mr. stark. it's not your fault," he murmurs soothingly, only reaching their ears due to the intercom on his suit. "it was never your fault. i chose this, i chose to come up there. i didn't regret it for a second."

other-universe tony heaves. "i was supposed to protect you. i failed. i failed and you're gone and you were so scared and i couldn't do anything-"

"you're wrong," peter soothes, and it's a weird image. the child comforting the adult. "if he was anything like me, then-" for a second, his eyes cut back to this-universe tony. "then he was glad you were there when he was dying. you made him feel safer. it would've been so much worse without you."

and then it all clicks for tony. this was a version of him from a world post-snap, who'd watched a kid he considered his own fade to dust in his arms. who sat in his own guilt, and shame, and loneliness. he knew the feeling all too well, and this tony had crossed dimensions to try and get his kid back in any way possible.

if it were for anyone but peter parker, this tony would've said it was a little dramatic.

he's sent home eventually, the other tony, after some more comforts and a not so subtle hint as to how they got everyone back after the snap, much to strange's dismay. later, real tony sits in the lab, watching peter from across a table, and he asks, "how'd you figure it out?"

"figure what out, mr. stark?"

"why that other me was here." peters looks up from whatever he's tinkering with. frowns.

"well, you invented time travel to get me back," he says. "why would you stop before dimension travel? it just made the most sense." tony has half a mind to argue, but one look at his lab: a midtown high hoodie draped over the back of a chair, a teenager's backpack in the corner, a seperated table with it's own organisational pattern and piles of blueprints, a report card pinned to a board, and a spiderman charm hanging from dum-e, he figures the kid is right.

"yeah, well, i love you a little too damn much then, don't i?" he doesn't think about the words before he says them. he's felt it for so long it feels like a second instinct.

luckily he gets no time to panic. because peter immediately lights up, says, "i love you too." and gets back to work.

damn kid.

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Tony Stark’s achievements

Childhood:

“Brilliant and unique mind”

  • At age 4 built his first circuit board
  • At age 6 built his first engine
  • Cracked the Pentagon’s firewall in high school on a dare
  • Went to college at 14
  • Built cool smart robots (Dum-E and U) when he was a teen
  • At 17 graduated summa cum laude from MIT
  • Polyglot

Before Afghanistan:

“Da Vinci of our time”

  • Became an owner and CEO of Stark Industries at 21
  • Successfully ran the company for decades
  • Advanced the world of technology, not only in weaponry and robotics but also:
  • created advanced AI J.A.R.V.I.S.
  • created holographic interface technology
  • created repulsor technology
  • Participated in charity

In and after Afghanistan:

“I’m sorry, I’m not Tony Stark”

  • Survived an open-heart surgery in a cave, without general anesthesia
  • Lived with, in fact, a debilitating wound, shrapnel, and a huge and dangerous technological device in his body for years and was willing and capable of doing not only his usual work but also being a superhero and doing all these next things...
  • Did not give up under torture and fought with his captors
  • Invented and built a miniaturized Arc Reactor, in a cave, with a box of scraps
  • Invented and built Iron Man armor, in the same cave, with the same box of scraps
  • Escaped from captivity by himself (with help from Yinsen, but without any armed assistance)
  • Became an expert in piloting and driving
  • Saved people in Gulmira
  • Saved a USAF pilot
  • Probably the best hacker in the world, was able to easily hack networks of the Pentagon, US government, AIM, and SHIELD
  • Fought with Iron Monger after nearly died. Defeated him and saved many lives. Was ready to die for that
  • Built many more different Iron Man armors
  • Fought terrorists between IM and IM2 (IM2 tie-in comics)
  • Saved a submarine crew (IM2 - newspapers in Vanko’s home)
  • Saved a woman from a fire (IM2 - newspapers in Vanko’s home)
  • “Stabilized East-West relations” (IM2 - newspapers in Vanko’s home), so the world was “enjoying its longest period of uninterrupted peace in years”
  • Organized Stark Expo
  • Was able to keep Iron Man armor in his safe hands despite the government’s and HYDRA’s attempts to take it for themselves
  • Defeated Ivan Vanko in Monaco
  • (Re)Discovered a new element
  •  Synthesized it, by building a particle accelerator, at home
  • Revolutionized energy industry and science. Gave clean energy to the world
  • Defeated Vanko in New York with Rhodey, Natasha, and Pepper and saved many lives again
  • Saved Peter Parker (IM2)
  • Made it so that the Abomination would not leave prison and join the Avengers
  • Built Stark/Avengers Tower powered by Arc Reactor technology
  • Saved Steve Rogers and many civilians in Germany from Loki
  • Was able to fight with Thor on equal terms
  • Biggest brain on Earth, arguably - in the Universe:
  • best scientist on the team, in SHIELD, on Earth, in the Universe
  • expert in nuclear, particle, and quantum physics
  • was able to learn very quickly – became an expert in thermonuclear astrophysics in one night
  • Successfully tracked Tesseract by its gamma radiation with Bruce
  • Saved Helicarrier with the Avengers and SHIELD agents on board, almost died
  • Saved Rogers from a merc right after that
  • Fought with Chitauri, killed many of them, saved a lot of people
  • Was able to blow up a Leviathan by himself
  • Saved New York City by redirecting a nuke to the wormhole
  • Saved the world by destroying Thanos’ Chitauri army, almost died again
  • Founded The United States Department of Damage Control to clean up after battles
  • Rebuilt Stark Tower into Avengers Tower and gave each team member their own quarters
  • One of the best biologists and biomedical engineers on Earth, even if it’s not his main area of expertise:
  • helped Maya with Extremis back in 1999, because knew more in her own field, and even didn’t remember that
  • was head hunted by Aldrich Killian to work on Extremis with/instead of Maya, who was the leading expert in tissue regeneration
  • improved and stabilized Extremis, so it became safe regenerative technology, and with it…
  • cured Pepper
  • healed extensive injuries in his chest
  • invented and implanted devices for remote control of his suits (into his forearm in IM3, and most probably into his brain for Mark L armor in Infinity War)
  • invented build-in diagnostic system in his suits
  • Invented many devices for protection purposes (ex. bomb disposal)
  • A capable detective. Figured out the cause of explosions in IM3 on his own
  • Saved Pepper instead of himself by putting Mark 42 on her during the attack on his Malibu mansion
  • Survived the attack with a barely working prototype suit. Shot down a helicopter with a piano
  • Was able to fight with enhanced fire-breathing regenerating terrorists without armor and weapons in Rose Hill. In handcuffs
  • Knowledgeable and skilled in medicine:
  • saved a kid with his arc reactor in a deleted scene from IM3, selflessly pulling it out of his chest and performing defibrillation under electric shocks
  • knew how to recognize hyperglycemia when Harley was eating 3rd bawl of candies
  • closed his wound in Infinity War with nanoparticles
  • performed first-aid on Bruce after his snap
  • Built a lot of stuff from random things he bought in a store for the assault on the Mandarin's mansion. In a motel
  • Successfully stormed the Mandarin's mansion full of armed and huge security guys with dogs. Alone. Without his armor
  • Successfully escaped captivity in the Mandarin's mansion with just a few pieces of armor on
  • Saved all the people who fell from the Air Force One
  • Stormed Roxxon Norco ship with Rhodey, without a suit. With one handgun
  • Saved the US president
  • Defeated Killian and his Extremis-enhanced terrorists, saved many lives
  • Built quinjets
  • Created Iron Legion
  • Became the benefactor of the Avengers, provided them with everything, was a combatant, and also the team’s pilot, hacker, engineer, medic, and scientist
  • As an Avenger saved many lives on missions, including destroying the rest of HYDRA in AoU
  • With Bruce’s help created Veronica and Hulkbuster suit
  • Defeated a rogue Iron Legionnaire with a fork
  • In contrast to other team members was able to function after Wanda played with his mind
  • Defeated mad Hulk. Saved a lot of lives in Johannesburg
  • Easily hacked nuclear codes in Nexus and found J.A.R.V.I.S. “in the world’s biggest haystack”
  • Created advanced AI F.R.I.D.A.Y.
  • Many advanced AIs
  • Created Vision
  • With the Avengers defeated Ultron and his army
  • Evacuated people who were left in Sokovia
  • Saved a falling evacuation shuttle with people on it
  • Together with Thor saved Earth by destroying the falling Sokovia
  • Rebuilt Stark Compound into Avengers Compound for the team in Upstate New York
  • Invented several medical devices, including leg braces, blood toxicity detector
  • Sponsored the development of technology for psychotherapy (B.A.R.F.). Prevented it from being used for harm
  • Funded all the students’ projects at MIT
  • Did everything possible to legally, politically, and physically protect the team before, during, and after the Civil War
  • Was able to disarm Winter Soldier without a suit, with only one armored glove
  • Figured out Spider-Man’s identity
  • Created Spider-Man’s suits
  • Mentored, sponsored, and looked after Peter Parker
  • Saved Peter Parker (SMH). Twice
  • Saved the ferry from sinking
  • Invented nanoparticles

 “Earth’s best defender”

  • Went to space to save Peter, Strange and bring back Time Stone
  • Saved Peter Parker (IW)
  • Saved Strange on the Donut spaceship. Killed Ebony Maw
  • Cloak of Levitation chose him as his second favorite (deleted scene with Tony wearing Levi and Strange in Mark L)
  • Was respected by Thanos himself
  • Withstood when Thanos hit him with a moon
  • Fought Thanos, made him bleed, kept fighting even without armor
  • Survived a severe injury thanks to his own invention
  • Was able to function, tried to fix Benatar, and return home while injured and ill with an infected wound
  • Built a lab for Bruce and helped him to become one with Hulk (combine the best of both worlds)
  • Became an amazing dad
  • Became an expert in time travel physics
  • Discovered/invented (controlled) Time travel
  • Built a time machine
  • Went on Time Heist and stole Tesseract from a guarded military base
  • Created his own Infinity Gauntlet
  • Thus brought half of the universe back to existence (Bruce snapped and partially sacrificed his health, but nothing would be possible without Tony)
  • Saved Bruce’s arm by providing emergency medical care
  • Fought with Thanos again and…
  • Saved the whole Universe
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Billionaire Tony…

Likes simple things:

Cheeseburgers from Burger King, pizza and donuts

T-Shirts from Walmart, t-shirts of his favorite heavy metal bands

$5 Bottles from Dick’s

His father’s old robe

Paper books

Minimalistic interiors

Cooled down coffee

He doesn't really care what kind of coffee he drinks

Physical labor

Friendly relationships with his employees

Wooden cabins by the lake with chickens, alpacas and a garden

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This is what happened when Natasha and MJ met

Nat: ‘They’ll never find the body’ is such a boring threat, a better threat would be ‘they’ll never stop finding the body’

MJ, bored: Or just say ‘they’ll be finding parts of you for at least 4 months, and you’ll still be alive for 3 of them’

Nat: Now that’s a threat!

Tony, covering Peter’s ears: *horrified silence*

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